Investigation Proves The Hairdresser Mirror Is Bewitched To Make You 30% Uglier Than Normal

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact

Have you ever stared at your reflection during a haircut and wondered who is this haggard, puffy and pale troll staring back at me? Well, you’re not alone.

Following a year-long investigation, The ACCC found that ‘Big Hair’ are in fact bewitching mirrors to make you look uglier. 30% uglier, to be exact.

According to the report this is the most you can distort someone until they stop believing that’s what they actually look like.

The investigation report goes on to say that hairdressers were encouraged to install these bewitched mirrors so that customers’ self-esteem would plummet and they’d be easier to manipulate into buying more products.

Upon hearing about the investigation one local woman said she was “relieved” to know she wasn’t the only one.

“I knew it. As I sit down in that chair it’s like my nose grows, my face fattens out.. I refused to accept that’s what I look like. And now I don’t have to.”

It’s not yet known how widespread this mirror con-job is, but if you suspect a hairdresser near you is using a bewitched mirror please contact the ACCC immediately.

More to come.