“I’m Getting A Bit Too Old For The Mardi Gras” Says Middle Aged Gay Man Who Is Also A Liar

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Local homosexual Nathan Pascoe (48) says that even though he flew down to Darlinghurst for a four-day-weekend this year, as he does every year, he didn’t really get too involved because he’s getting a bit too old for all that.

While Nathan would definitely consider himself one of the revellers who gathered in Sydney for the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras this year, he wouldn’t say he was at a ten on the fabulous scale. Maybe like a seven.

“Yeah, I’m not really young enough to be getting too into it” Nathan lies through his teeth.

“I just went down to have a look”

This follows yet another successful Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras in Sydney, providing the city with a brief break from the sterility and boring atmosphere that has come to take over the Harbour in recent years.

“Yeah I was pretty much in bed at 10 after the parade” says the man with a bit of a sweat going on.

“Nothing massive,” he lies, again.