Iced VoVos Remain Undefeated

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A significant new report has today confirmed a long and widely held theory by many around the country.

The Bureau of International Snack Classification & Utilisation Techniques (BISCUIT) has revealed undeniable new data that cements the place of the Iced VoVos as one of the Goats of the snack game.

An Iced VoVo is a wheat flour biscuit topped with 2 strips of pink fondant flanking a strip of delectable raspberry jam and sprinkled with perfect amount of coconut.

It is a product of the Australian-based biscuit company Arnott's and if for some reason you've been living under a rock, it tastes as good as it sounds.

The South Betoota Polytechnic based institution collated data from over 3,000 interview subjects and a number of scientific experiments in controlled environments.

Whilst publishing a variety of findings, the report's crescendo was to confirm that Iced VoVos are undefeated.

"Yeah it's a no brainer really," said lead researcher Brian Biscuit.

"The beautiful combination of the perfectly crumbly biscuit, the tasteful and understated fondant kissed by some raspberry jam and a beautiful smattering of coconut - there's a reason they are undefeated."

"Anyone who doesn't enjoy an Ice VoVo needs a psychiatric assessment, because they are likely a psychopath."

"Or a sociopath."

"Or even worse, a fan of mint a chocolate biscuits."

More to come.