“I Only Vape When I’m Drinking” Says Woman Who Finds Self Pouring A Wine Every Arvo So She Can Vape

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

In an astounding display of mental gymnastics, Betoota Heights woman Anita Gunn, 25 has denied all accusations that she has a vape addiction, by insisting that only ever has a couple of puffs when she’s having a drink.

Sitting in the lounge of her slightly dilapidated terrace sharehouse with her roomie Chelsea, a slightly buzzed Anita had insisted that her vape usage was ‘perfectly controlled’ as she limits it to her drinking sessions – much like how smoking doesn’t count when you’re overseas.

“Honestly, I only smoke when I’m drinking”, she’d explained, deliberately omitting the part where she has a glass of savvy b every afternoon, “it’s how I unwind after work.”

“I don’t have an addictive personality, like I could stop if I wanted to, I just don’t feel like I need to at the moment.”

More to come.