Husband Of Foodie Stoked To Discover Dinner Doesn’t Involve A Mortar And Pestle

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A local man from the pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate about an exciting new stage of life he and his partner have entered.

Andrew Harrison, said he’s been stoked to finally win a battle with his wife on the food front.

“Yeah, she’s finally given in on the whole trying to make some Instagram or Pinterest worthy masterpiece, and dragging me along for the journey,” he laughed.

“We’ve just signed up to a no fuss meal kit delivery service called EveryPlate for the next little while, and I’m already washing 80% less kitchen utensils and cookware,” continued Harrison.

“4 easy steps,” he laughed.

“Even a mug like me can manage that.”

Affectionately known to family members and mates as Boof (short for boofhead), Harrison says it’s been a monumental achievement.

“I nearly threw out the mortar and pestle in celebration,” laughed Boof to the eyerolls of his better half Alicia.

“But nah seriously, I can’t believe we haven’t been living like this until now.”

“It’s a no brainer.”

“And Leish (Alicia) can cook up her fancy spreads on a spare night or a weekend when she’s got the time.”

“And I’ve got the mental fortitude to wash the entire kitchen,” said the man who likes to opt for wash up duty rather than cook duty.

At this point Alicia piped up from across the living room.

“Turn it up Boof,” she laughed.

“I end up having to re-wash half of it anyway because you do such a woeful job, so don’t start.”

“But yes, I am enjoying the simplicity we are living,” she finished.

More to come.

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