Husband Afflicted By Regular Strain Of Man Flu Pretty Happy To Label It Covid With Out Testing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local big tough guy is seriously carrying on today, it can be confirmed.

Andrew Gillon (34) from our town’s double garage paradise of Betoota Heights has been accused of severely milking a very run of the mill head cold today.

Parked up on the couch with the heater blasting full bore, Andrew huffed to The Advocate that he feels like he’s ‘been hit by a bus.’

“Mate, I’m fucked,” he sighed to our reporter.

“I’ve definitely got Covid,” confirmed the man who hasn’t tested for Covid and has zero intentions of doing so.

“I’m so sick aye.”

When pressed on the surety around having the spicy cough, Andrew said there was just no point testing.

However, Andrew’s wife Sasha has since confirmed to our humble inland newspaper that the jury is still out on the Covid verdict.

“God he carries on doesn’t he,” laughed Sasha, who often gets sick and simply soldiers on with life.

“He’s acting like he’s on death’s door, as per usual.”

“No discussion of the fact he spent the best part of the weekend on the piss and out in the cold, following an Origin blow out, and it might just have caught up with him,” she laughed.

“Definitely wouldn’t just be a head cold that’s hit him because he’s run his body into the ground.”

More to come.