Hungover Bloke At Cafe Having Very Loud Phone Conversation About How Mad Last Night Was

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

A noticeably hungover, and possibly still drunk, man is currently informing an entire cafe about how big his night was.

While dining alone on a late breakfast, his phone call was rather quiet to begin with. That was until he launched into the story about that bird that Jimmy took home.

“She was an absolute sort!” He pretty much yells.

“Have you spoken to him this morning!? He must BE ABSOLUTELY STOKED WITH HIMSELF!”

As the conversation moves to the subject of how much he drank, the 17-year-old waitress is now toying with whether she tells him to keep it the fuck down.

“We had like 8 cans each before we even left home!” He says, to whoever is on the other end.

“Not to mention the googs!”

“WELL THEY WERE ACTUALLY CAPS BUT THEY GOT US SO FUCKED UP”

With the other blokes in the cafe now death staring him, the perpetrator has decided to show a bit of respect by covering his mouth as he speaks into the phone.