Woo Girl At Kick-Ons Just Like A Woolies Scanner Because She’s Always Freezing And Asking If You’ve Got A Bag

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woo girl partaking in kick ons has been dutifully nicknamed ‘The Woolies Scanner’, due to her annoying habit of both incessantly pestering for a bag, and making her freezing woes everyone else’s problem.

Said woo girl, Maya Leichardt, 24, is reported to have joined in on some hospo kickons after her shift last night, which saw her and several other bartenders from nearby bars rejoicing in the low patronage due to wild weather, meaning the manager’s make the call every bartender six hours into a shift wants to hear.

We’re shutting early.

However, making her way to‘The Snake pit’ (the go-to, slightly dilapidated party house with no central heating) at roughly 1:30 am this morning, Maya quickly went from being in merry spirits to being an absolute pain in the arse, with the frosty weather and fatigue resulting in a lot of whinging.

“I’m freeeezing, what the fuck it’s so cooooold”, she’d cried, before stealing a hoodie off one of the dishwasher boys.

“Has you got a bag? I need a baaaag.”

More to come.