Woman On Date With A Bloke Named Todd Just Can’t Imagine Shouting His Name In The Throes Of Passion

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT

“I know I’m being a little bit unreasonable”, says a distraught Becca Bianchi, “but fuck Hannah.”

“I just can’t do it.”

“I can’t….”

“I can’t date a man named Todd.”

Giving an understanding nod, Hannah says she kind of gets it but maybe Becca should give Todd a chance.

“He’s so lovely and we genuinely got along so well”, Becca explains, “I just couldn’t stop thinking what it would be like to introduce him to people.”

“Hello this is my boyfriend Todd.”

“Todd meet Bree, Bree meet Todd.”

“Oh yes Todd and I will be there.”

“And then I thought…”, says Becca, letting out a small shudder, “I imagined…saying his name in bed.”

Looking at each other as though they are about to split in half, Becca and Hannah simultaneously explode into a chorus of ecstatic shrieks and moans.

“TODD YESS OHHHH TODD.”

“TODD YES EUUUUUUGHHHHHH.”

“GIVE ME YOUR ROD TODD.”

“Yeah no babe, I agree, you just can’t”, concludes Hannah.

More to come.