Reasonably Quiet Colleague’s Parkway Drive Shirt Provides Context To Random Array Of Bruises

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Local Sales and Marketing Brand Advisor Luke Pawsey is feeling a little under the weather today it can be confirmed.

This comes after the sheepish, reasonably reserved local man rolled into work looking like he’d been jumped down a dark alley in London.

“You alright Paws,” asked his annoyingly upbeat boss who went hiking on the weekend, motioning to the soft tissue damage.

“Oh yeah, I was in Brissy for a festival on the weekend,” replied the quiet Parkway Drive fan who was ploughing into people at full speed less than 24 hours ago.

“Took a bit of a tumble,” explained the Wall of Death enthusiast.

Made popular by the US heavy metal band Lamb of God, the wall of death sees mosh pit split down the middle and concertgoers charging at each other and letting rip.

In a weird twist of fate, the bloke who isn’t a fan of contact sport explained to The Advocate that he took the biggest hit during The Veronicas classic ‘Untouched.’

“Fuck it actually went off. I mean obviously no Trivium or Parkway, but they were actually pretty sick,” said the local metal fan.