QLD Farmer Gets In On ‘Alpha Male Bootcamp’ Racket By Charging Insecure Blokes $10k To Fence His Paddocks

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT

After discovering that blokes in the US are paying $18,000 to attend alpha male bootcamps, a Queensland dairy farmer has figured he may as well do the same thing here, and put those young fellas to work!

Dave Marley, 68, tells our reporter that he was mindlessly scrolling Instagram Reels when he came across the video, which showed a group of young blokes being yelled at, deprived of sleep and forced to trudge through mud, in a bid to become an ‘alpha male.’

Dave says he doesn’t really understand why blokes would be paying for that sort of thing, but if that’s the shit young people are into these days, he may as well capitalise on it.

Which is why he’s just created the ‘Viking warrior farmer bootcamp’, a two week course that’s guaranteed to turn concrete cowboys into manly men and put their RMs to use.

“Yep, for $10,000, these boys will get the opportunity to run a farm. They’ll be tossing hay bales, operating machinery and sticking their hands up cows’ arses while I tell them they’re all beta cucks!”

Dave says he put some ads up at some of the powerlifting gyms in the city, and has already sold out every spot.

“Should have done this a while ago!”