Punch-On At Regional Pub Unfortunately Only Between Two Siblings That Can’t Really Fight

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT

Patrons at Betoota’s Royal King Hit Hotel have been let down by something that isn’t a craft beer tap takeover for a change.

At approximately 10:30 pm, a fight between two men started in the gaming room, drawing lopsided eyes away from the screens telling them how much of their daughters’ education they just lost.

Unfortunately, the brawlers were identified as the McIsaac twins Billy (19) and Darcy (19) who despite having a lifetime of beating the shit out of each other, really don’t know how to scrap with a below NRL level of punches actually connecting.

“Let go of my hair!” demanded one brother, unaware he was pulling at his own ponytail.

“Let go of my hair or I’ll get dad!”

Whatever attention the brothers wanted to draw from figures parental or otherwise was left wanting as pub patrons focused on something more interesting like people talking about cricket on TV or colourful machines designed to take their money.

“What are they fighting over, who’s turn it is to clean their room?”

Darcy McIsaac has since gone on record stating they were not fighting about who’s turn it was to clean their room as it is definitely Billy’s turn whether he likes it or not.