Nation’s Dads Would Like To Hear The Weather Report

MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT

A new study has been released and the results are conclusive — the entire nation’s dads would like to hear the weather report.

According to scientists, all dads everywhere across Australia have tested positive for a desire to shush everyone in the room in order to hear what the weatherman has to say.

“At first all we had to go on was anecdotal evidence – it seemed like a lot of dads were really into the weather,” Dr. Sandra Gidley, the lead scientist on the project, told The Advocate.

“But now, thanks to exhaustive research and countless examinations, we know for certain that 100 per cent of all dads everywhere would like to hear the weather report.”