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Local Woman Can Feel Pupils Physically Dilate While Walking Through The Myer Gift Box Section
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has accepted that she is well and truly into her thirties today, after a stroll through the Myer gift section had her practically salivating.
Originally ducking in to find something for her mum, who was a bit hard to buy for given that she doesn’t really have any hobbies, Chloe Tilly, 32, figured she’d go for the usual ‘mum’ gifts – candles, skincare, and anything that smells nice.
But truth be told, she couldn’t help buying a few things for herself too.
“I spent an hour in the bath and body section, just trying on essential oils and body sprays” she admits, “I ended up splurging $60 on a room spray for myself.”
“And this beautiful hand soap which cost me like, $20.”
“That section is like crack.”
More to come.