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John Houston, 56, a resident of Betoota Heights, expressed on his Facebook page today that individuals such as ‘Sam Kerr’ are contributing to the diminishing status of men like him, who no longer enjoy the privileges once afforded to their fathers.

Houston says the unconscious bias towards stupid white bastards has greatly limited his professional trajectory in the banking sector, as he really should have made the top managerial position by now  instead of slobbing it out as a senior VP. 

Posting an obscenely long status, that was full of as many grammatical errors as it was with vanity capitals, Houston says he wants Sam Kerr to have the ‘entire book thrown at her’, but that expects she’ll get off with nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

‘people like SAM KERR are the reason they don’t teach my peoples history in schools’ he wrote, kicking off with a strong opener, ‘the first fleet and the Gold Rush are an afterthought. It’s because we are hardly represented in politics and are rarely recognised in pop culture. ‘

‘if it weren’t for the Brave stupid white bastards like Eminem and mackelmore creating the art form hip hop to showcase our existence, we would NEVER have been seen or heard in mainstream media.’

More to come.

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