Local Introvert Makes Mortal Mistake Of Wearing Irresistibly Soft Jumper To Work

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local introvert made the mistake of wearing a fluffy jumper to work this morning, which has resulted in far too many interactions for her liking, it’s reported.

Having struggled to sleep last night due to the plunging temperatures in her poorly insulated terrace house, Sophie Hobbs, 28, had reached for the warmest item of clothing she could find when she got this morning, figuring her go to leather trench wouldn’t provide much protection against the wind.

What she hadn’t accounted for was just how irresistible her jumper would prove to every woman she interacted with.

Speaking to our reporter, who too, was tempted to reach out and stroke her jumper, Sophie says she’s probably going to go back to wearing less tactile friendly clothing in the future, as she reckons she was ‘stroked by roughly seven coworkers today.’

“It’d be a great tactic for blokes, maybe they should try velvet pants”, Sophie muses.

“As for me, I don’t think I enjoyed knowing what it’s like to be a dog for a day.”

“I’ll stick to a hoodie next time.”

More to come.