A wise and health-oriented local man has this morning treated his body and hit the reset button.

After consuming the better part of a David Boon international flight amount of beers over the course of the weekend, and doing some other things he asked The Advocate not to detail, Angus Benson has washed away his sins with a well placed live-cultured drink.

Despite doubling down on the alcohol consumed with numerous high fat, high sugar, high refried vegetable oil meals, Benson said he’s hoping to totally cleanse himself with a nice Ginger Lemon Kombucha.

“Mmmmmmm,” said the Town Planner at Betoota Municipal Council smacking his lips after taking a sip of the drink.

“Like an NRL player at Church on Sunday, my body and mind is purging itself of its sins,” said the man who slept a couple of hours on the couch of a mate of a mate’s house on Friday night.

Benson explained that he tossed up between the Remedy Kombucha and a wander down the street for an Açaí bowl, before just deciding on the cold tangy drink.

“It’s hot and I couldn’t be fucked walking down the street to butcher the pronunciation of the Amazonian dish this week,” he sighed, staring back at the same spreadsheet he’d been looking at for the better part of half an hour without having hit the keyboard once.

“I’m pretty sure there’s some scientific research proving that a single healthy food or drink like an Açaí bowl, kombucha or green juice completely reverses the negative effects of 20+ beers over the weekend,” he sighed.

“Anyway, I’ve gotta get back to it, my boss is going to come over and ask what the fuck is going on if you hang out at the end of my desk for any longer,” said the endorphinless local bachelor scrolling back up and down his document again.

“So if you don’t mind.”


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