Local Girl Closes Full Dishwasher After Realising It’s Clean But Roommates Didn’t See Her Open It

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

If you open a clean dishwasher with no to see you do it, did you actually open it?

That’s the question local woman Darcy Pollock [27]  finds herself asking today, after an attempt to put away some dirty cutlery saw her faced with a two minute chore she hates doing – unstacking the dishwasher.

Darcy tells The Advocate that she’d felt her heart drop as soon as she’d opened it, before remembering that no one was there to witness it.

Which means, Darcy hadn’t seen shit.

“It’s like finding cat vomit on the carpet”, she explains.

“Did I already see it half an hour ago before someone else stepped in it and was forced to clean it up?”

“Yes, I did.”

“But I’m going to pretend I didn’t.”

More to come.