Local Bloke Unable To Pull Off Backwards Cap Without Being Asked If He Does It All For The Nookie

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A millennial man has this week discovered that he unfortunately can’t pull off a backwards cap without looking like a certain notorious ratbag from the early 2000s, which he discovered pretty quickly after daring to wear one around his mates.

Eric Dosser [32] is alleged to have popped one on his head after going a week without washing his hair, figuring a hat would be far better than a mop of hair that looked like a rat stuck in an oil trap.

Unfortunately this decision has now resulted in him being treated to an endless stream of Limp Bizkit lyrics being thrown in his direction, including being asked if he ‘does it all for the nookie’, and if he was having ‘one of those days’, and emphatically responding to his rant about his dickhead boss by agreeing that yeah, ‘everything is fucked and everybody sucks.’

More to come.