Local Bloke Knows He’s Pissed When He Starts Using One Eye To Craft A Text Message

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT

A Betoota Heights bloke has today reached the ‘no going back’ zone at his work Christmas party, having taken advantage of his advertising agency’s eye watering drinks budget.

Kicking off at 11am with a bottomless brunch, which unfortunately had included two hours of passing around made up awards, Liam Manning, 28, found himself slamming several mimosas and a few cheeky bumps in the bathroom, to get through all the circle jerking.

However, the few workmates who weren’t as pissed as Liam, noted he either needed to do a cheeky vom or order an Uber, after spotting him slumped on the couch attempting to craft a text message, which he did so by closing one eye.

When absolutely plastered, closing one eye can help to focus. But in Liam’s case, nothing could help.

Shooting a series of decipherable messages in the boys group chat, it could only be assumed that Liam was keen on kicking on somewhere.

“Whts on yonggt bous???” (What’s on tonight boys?)

“Lets ho oiu.” (lets go out)

More to come.