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Do you ever find yourself tucking your fingers into your pockets, or drawing your hands back into your jumper to escape the cold chills of winter?
Do you LOVE beer but hate cold extremities?
Sick of getting freezing digits that make it feel like you are washing your hands with lava?
Well, luckily the Betoota Advocate has just the trick for you!
If you find yourself in he situation where you are the proud owner of an ice cold schooner or pint on an ice cold winter’s afternoon, well this simple trick can save you from getting frothbite.
Rather than nurse your schooner like a little pussy cat, simply pick your drink up, quickly take one really big sip, and then put it back down quickly.
Proceed to do this like 3 or 4 more times, and then you have finished your schooner and you can get some circulation into your entire body by walking up to the bar.
Easy as.