Kid Named Thor Unfortunately Grows Up To Be A Massive Dweeb

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A Betoota Heights bloke has this week urged people to please reconsider naming their children after fictional characters, having never been able to quite live up to his namesake’s legendary reputation, it’s reported.

Born in 1992 to Norse mythology nerds, Thor Anderson, 32, was expected to be a towering beacon of masculinity – wielding a hammer, commanding lightning, and at the very least, excelling at backyard cricket.

However, the only thunder he’s known to summon comes from particularly heated online debates about Star Trek canon.

Standing at 5’7 and with a frame not that dissimilar to Timothée Chalamet, Thor says that he’d hoped he’d eventually grow into his name, but has now accepted that he’ll always be asked if he’s taking the piss whenever he introduces himself.

“Yeah it’s quite a bit of pressure to be named after the god of thunder, don’t recommend it hey.”

More to come.