‘I’m Not Even Looking At The Photos’ Says Bloke Who Doesn’t Seem To Accidentally Like Photos Of Partially Dressed Men

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A bloke caught liking half naked photos on Instagram has defended himself this afternoon, after his girlfriend had the audacity to ask him to stop doing that, stating that she found it both ‘disrespectful and embarrassing.’

Tim Joyce [32] has had to gently explain to his silly girlfriend that not only does he not look at half the shit he likes, but it’s ‘just an automatic thing he does’ – which weirdly never seems to result in him liking bloke’s thirst traps, but there you go.

It’s alleged that Tamara had calmly explained that liking photos of women who live in their city was an expression of interest and therefore an inappropriate thing to do whilst in a relationship, and was especially embarrassing considering all of her friends can see what he’s doing.

However, Tim reckons this all sounds a bit controlling, and it’s not his fault Tamara is clearly projecting her insecurities onto him!

“Should I just delete Instagram then!?”, asks Tim, after getting told off for liking a photo of a scantily clad 19 year old, “would that make you happy?”

“Or would you prefer it if I just throw my whole phone away??”

“Maybe I should get a finger reduction so I stop accidentally liking stuff.”

“Is that what you want, Tamara? For me to mutilate myself?”

More to come.