Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman who has no care or consideration for other people’s time has this week been informed that no one else thinks it’s an endearing quality, despite her numerous attempts to rebrand it to a quirky character trait.

Danielle Hobbs is said to have regularly laughed about her inability to get anywhere on time, often just flat out resorting to a simple ‘haha I’m always late!’, instead of actually offering up an excuse, and expecting her mates to be okay with her rocking up to thirty minutes past the agreed to time, every time – whether it’s a one on one coffee, a group outing, or even to the cinema.

Danielle’s mates even report that they have started lying about the time an event starts in an attempt to combat her chronic tardiness, but cite that it only has roughly a ‘30% success rate’ – which has prompted a number of them to finally crack the shits.

Danielle, however, reckons it’s not her fault, and that people just need to accept her for the way she is!

“I just lose track of time”, she explains, as if she hasn’t heard of using reminders and alarms to help with poor time management skills, “I can’t help it!”

More to come.