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A local G-Wagon owner has once again been left in a state of disgust after seeing another one of those Tesla dickheads on the road.
G-Wagon owners have long been looked at by commuters as the dickheads of the road, but with the recent political rebrand of Tesla, they have been relieved to finally have a car to look down on — Jayden Hurley (38), a G-Wagon owner, is no different.
The 38 year old online influencer Gold Coast man believes it’s about time people stop thinking of him as a wanker, not that Tesla has become the automotive face of Trump’s America.
“For years people would mock us G-Wagon owners as tasteless and gaudy”
“With people around the world revolting against Tesla’s, it’s really taken a lot of the pressure off of us, which is something I can get around” Jayden explained.
The 38 year old, who is pathetically under informed about current affairs, says he can’t explain why but he too has it out for those dickhead Tesla drivers.
“Something about em aye, I dunno, they just rub me the wrong way”
The pile on has continued as Jeep owners, Lamborghini owners and guys that ride ear piercingly lout Harley’s have also stated they think Tesla owners are class traitor dogs that are supporting the Oligarchy.
“This pile on is great for us, now when I tell girls I drive a Lambo I get the response I had actually hoped for when I bought the thing” Said Killian Burns (42).
“At the end of the day, it’s just nice to finally have someone else to blame for the decline of Western civilisation,” Jayden added, adjusting his designer sunglasses with an air of self-importance.
“Honestly, I don’t even know what half of this means, but if disliking Teslas makes me a man of the people, then so be it” he continued.
Meanwhile, Tesla drivers remain unfazed, mostly because they’re too busy explaining they got the car before Elon turned out to be a weirdo.
