FIFO Worker Lists ‘Cocaine And Infidelity’ Under Interest And Hobbies Section On Tinder Profile

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A FIFO worker stopping in at Betoota Heights has made sure to let the ladies know about his current relationship situation, proving that he is capable of being honest about his dishonesty.

Jamie Dawson, 30, a miner originally from Perth, tells The Advocate that just because he likes a little bit of cocaine and infidelity on the side, doesn’t make him a bad person – and at least he’s upfront about it!

Showing our reporter his Tinder profile, which shows some weirdly angled mirror selfies and a photo of him next to his Dodge Ram, Jamie says he made sure to include his love of infidelity in the interests and hobbies section.

You know, so the sheilas know what’s up.

“Look, you normies won’t get it, but it’s fucking stressful being a FIFO worker”, says Jamie, “the long hours, the stress…the boredom.”

“The simmering sexual tension with your colleagues.”

“I think I can be forgiven for wanting a root.”

Jamie goes on further to explain that a bit of coke helps him get through those long hours, and that it’s got the shortest window of detection for an upper, should he get a surprise urine test.

“Fly in, fuck out, as they say.”

More to come.