Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has been left wondering if she’s just being an entitled millennial, or if the instructions for her weekend Airbnb really were that ridiculous.

Speaking to The Advocate today, Bronwyn Court [32] states that she’d booked a trip with her partner to the Blue Mountains for their three year anniversary, choosing a cute little cottage with a spacious backyard, jacuzzi and a deck.

Already forking out a small fortune for the privilege of cosplaying as a cashed up boomer for a few days, Bronwyn says she wouldn’t have cared so much with getting stung with a $120 cleaning fee, if the framed check out sheet hadn’t been so fucking long.

“Look, I hope this doesn’t make me sound like a brat but when I book a weekend away, I don’t want to do anything”, explains Bronwyn.

“Happy to remove the bins and put dishes away, I’m not a grub.”

“But fuck me, wash and replace the sheets AND vacuum?”

“Sweep all the floors?”

“What the fuck is the $120 cleaning fee for? Is someone going to spot clean with a toothbrush?”

Adding that she may as well have just gotten a hotel, Bronwyn says Airbnb is going the way of Uber.

“Sharing economy MY ASS.”

More to come.