‘Doing It For The Plot!’ Says Woman Planning To Make The Worst Decision Humanly Possible

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A Betoota Heights woman has this week adopted the phrase ‘doing it for the plot’, as a way to get away with making incredibly poor decisions that usually involve rooting someone she shouldn’t, it’s reported.

Similar to ‘it’ll make a good story’, doing it for the plot has become a popular saying amongst Gen Z, but that hasn’t stopped local millennial  Brittany Stoya [26] from adopting the lingo as well – especially when it comes to pre-emptively warning her friends about something dumb she plans to do.

“Jason reached out”, she’d revealed to her best friend Ruby, who already told her ten fucking times to block the loser, “he wants to get a drink.”

“You didn’t answer him did you”, Ruby had queried, already knowing the answer by the shit eating grin on Brittany’s face, “alright, well you’re on your own then.”

“Don’t come crying to me when he does something awful.”

Rolling her eyes, Brittany says she’ll ‘be fine’, and that life has been ‘really boring lately and she needs some *spice*.’

“Relax, I’m just doing it for the plot”, she laughs.

“I don’t even like him anymore.”

More to come.