Couple Inform The World They’re Serious About Each Other By Adopting A Goldendoodle

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

Uploading a photo to their joint Instagram account, Betoota Heights couple Benji and Sarah have officially made it to the fourth rung of the relationship ladder – adopting a stupidly expensive goldendoodle.

Trumped only by an engagement, marriage or purchasing a home together, adopting an oodle variant is one of the biggest indications that a couple is serious about each other, as it adequately prepares them for a child. This is because not only do goldendoodles cost a fuck ton, but the mutant chicken strip on legs is known to have the energy of a five year old.

It’s alleged Benji and Sarah had already been renting together for some time, when they began considering what step to make next. Not quite ready for a ring, the couple had unanimously agreed to instead spend two months worth of rent on adopting a dog breed that no single person has ever owned.

Torn between a labradoodle, goldendoodle or oodlenoodledoodle, the pair finally decided a golden retriever cross was the go – introducing ‘Mr. Crimpy.’

So well known is this point in the relationship, that Sarah is reported to have lost twenty male followers after uploading the photo, as they could clearly see their chances were over.

More to come.