Ageing Millennial Feeling Like A Horrified Aunt After Seeing Irwins Thirst Trap Photoshoot

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A millennial woman has woken up to a bit of a shock this morning, after multiple mates sent her links to Robert Irwin’s shirtless photoshoot for Bonds undies, it’s reported.

Barely awake as she opened up her Instagram messages, Anita Han, 32, says was quickly clutching her pearls as scrolled through a series of photos of a shirtless Irwin holding wild animals, including a giant snake and an iguana.

She shares her thoughts with our reporter.

“Firstly, I just want to say I 100% support Rob’s photoshoot and I don’t want to infantalise him because he’s a grown man”, assures Anita, “and he’s a good looking bloke.”

“But having known him as a baby…well obviously I didn’t know him personally…I don’t know, it feels weird.”

“It’s like seeing your nephew drop a thirst trap on their Instagram for the first time.”

Anita says it reminds her when Miley Cyrus made her Bangerz era transformation to distance herself from Disney, or when Rihanna got her ‘Good Girl Gone Bad’ cunty bob.

“Is this the Robert Irwin rebrand?”

More to come.