“How Far’s The Walk” Asks Lazy Piece Of Shit Who Has No Intention Of Walking Anywhere

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local bloke has copped some shit this week, having kicked up a fuss over potentially having to walk somewhere

It’s alleged the lazy bag of shit in question, Tyler Moore, 28, was having some drinks at a mate’s house when Ben, the chronically single, hopeless romantic of the group, suggested they move the fun to a bar nearby.

“Alright lads, I’m sick of staring at your faces, what about the Taphouse? It’s pretty busy for a Sunday night. I think they have live music too?”, said  Ben, which prompted some murmurs of approval from everyone except Tyler.

“Hmm…how far’s the walk?”, asked Tyler, who already knows the closest pub precinct is just a stone’s throw away, given he’s been coming to this same warehouse for two years now, “I don’t want to walk if it’s too far.”

Opening up Google maps, Layton remarks that it’s only a five minute walk from here.

“Yeah nah, let’s just get an Uber.”

More to come.