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With the pinnacle of the NRL season hurtling towards the Eastern Seaboard, the games organisers are frantically exploring their options.
Reports leaking out of NRL HQ this morning are that there are grave concerns that Grand Final performer Teddy Swims may be bailing on the big day.
The American singer has already pulled out of a couple of shows citing doctors orders.
Those cancellations have sent shockwaves through the NRL, who already feeling somewhat jaded by the incredible performance Snoop put on for their cross-code rivals.
Now, with rumours growing that big Ted is out for this weekend, it’s alleged that the Emergency Hilltop Hoods conch has been blown.
The iconic Aussie artists famous for saving the day have apparently told to pack their things and be ready to duck up from Adelaide to save the day once more.
“Yeah, we aren’t mucking around,” said an NRL employee speaking to The Advocate under the condition of anonymity for fear of Peter V’Landys reprisals.
“We’ve got the boys from the Nosebleed section ready to cook.”
“The other option was getting James Tedesco in a pool, but Teddy is already bendering (safely of course) through his off season.”
“Keith Urban has informed us he’s available this weekend as well.”
“So we’ve got a couple of options which is great.”
More to come.