US Trade Chief Says Australia Deserves Tariffs For Refusing To Eat Their Drugged Up Mutant Livestock

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

US President Trump’s key trade chief has defended the 10 per cent tariff on Australia, and says it will remain in place regardless of a free trade agreement because Australia has banned US beef and pork from their shores.

Despite fighting alongside one another as allies in two world wars, Korea, Vietnam, and whatever other Middle Eastern conflict they’ve dragged us into since then – The Trump Administration have remained firm that Australia will not be getting any special treatment in the midst of sweeping tariffs.

But what has Australia done to deserve such hostile trade negotiations?

According to a leading architect of the new tarrifs, Australia has deeply offended the US by refusing to eat their Mad Cow-infested mutant livestock.

Jamieson Greer, the US trade representative who oversees the implementation of the tariff, has even suggested that we are lucky to only get hit with 10% and they “should be running up the score on Australia”

This places Australia in a tricky position, given the fact that our own beef and pork is generally viewed as the best in the world, and we have more than enough to service both our domestic economy as well as overseas export markets.

America, however, has some of the most unregulated, mutant, inbred, diseased and drugged up meat products that any farmer has ever tried to claim was edible.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more than 125,000 Americans are hospitalised and 3,000 die each year from pathogens in their domestic agricultural products. Estimates of the cost of food borne illness exceed $75 billion a year.

Not only is American pork and beef pumped chock full of dangerous drugs and battery-farm slop, but nobody knows who is supposed to be in charge of making sure that it isn’t.

Responsibility for ensuring U.S. food safety is scattered across at least 12 federal departments and agencies – with American farming lobby groups donating heavily to both sides of US politics, who in turn refuse to crack the whip on the fact that Nebraska’s feedlots are full of fly-blown beasts that have never seen sunlight.

With zero regulations on American agriculture, the least the Australian government can do is stop these food-poisoned atrocities from arriving here by plane.

This is a horrible insult to the Trump administration. Who have refused to discuss exemptions until we stop being lefties and just eat their damn meat.