Unpredictable World Achieves Some Level Of Calm Familiarity As Kanye Becomes Main Character Again

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In these times of economic turmoil, political division and global instability the world has welcomed the familiar tradition of a Kanye West self-sabotage.

The meltdown, which started last week, featured all of Kanye’s infamous greatest hits—from identifying as a Nazi to publicly feuding with other celebrities.

Experts are saying that the meltdown couldn’t have come at a better time.

“In a world that has felt increasingly unpredictable over the past few months, there’s a strange comfort in the predictability of a Kanye Twitter meltdown—it eases tension, which, in turn, has surprisingly beneficial ripple effects on the political and economic climate.” Explained a leading sociology professor from ANU.

Despite the total admission of being a Nazi, many say the tweets didn’t really have the same shock value as last time. That’s not to say he isn’t the main character of our pop culture news cycle”

“But look, someone did a literal Nazi salute at the presidential inauguration so he’s going to need to do a little more to get our attention these days” said one Kanye fan.

Instead, many say that for a brief moment, the tweets took them to a more harmonious time in world history.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has already begun looking into a Peace prize nomination for the 47 year old artist.

“We think Kanye has done a lot more for the world than he even knows with his recent meltdown, people are hungry for some semblance of normality in the world, and he fed them that,” explained a spokesperson for the prestigious organisation.

“It’s a throwback to his Taylor Swift MTV awards scandal. A man destroying his own reputation for no reason other than because he seemingly likes people talking about him”

“A lot of people want to be taken back to that timeline. Obama was President. Tiktok didn’t exist. Young kids still had basic motor skills. Elon Musk was still a mysterious Tony Starc type billionaire”

The committee is reportedly considering renaming the award to the Kanye West Prize for International Stability, citing his consistent contributions to global distraction.

Meanwhile, the UN has proposed scheduling future Kanye meltdowns in advance to help mitigate geopolitical tensions, with insiders suggesting a mid-2027 outburst could prevent World War III.