Uncle Tony Makes A Special Visit To His Redfern Barber To Sort Out The Fade

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Ahead of an upcoming media flutter in his new role as Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has revealed how there’s only one barber in South Sydney that can fade his hairline just right.

With finals footy well and truly underway, and all the free tickets that come with it, Abbott says he’s been getting a tune up at least twice a week.

His barbershop of choice, a prominent Lebanese-Australian hair studio known as ‘Head High Sir!’ on Regent Street.

“Might bring back the goatee naaa” joked Abbott, as the dulcet tones of Tupac Shakur pulsated through the iconic barbershop.

After waiting twenty minutes extra until his favourite barber was available, Abbott began shit talking immediately about how shit his last hair cut was at some Tongan joint in Dee Why.

“Honest though” he said.

“Pulled my lid back about two inches, I thought they were taking the piss”

At time of press, Uncle Tony was heard asking if she come back in and put a few tracks in his hair before the Koori Knock out next month.

His barber, Moey, was quick to assure the Member For Warringah that he can sort it out, if that’s what he wants.