Spring Yay Hehe

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Go outside and soak it in, because things are about to get a lot better.

Undeniably better.

You can say bye-bye to Winter. One of the longest, and most bitter winters we’ve had in some time

No more cold mornings and icy rain storms. Spring is here and it means that all the misery and melancholy of this lengthy cold season will be shattered by the cute sun and blossoming flowers.

In fact, the power of this radiant warmth even has the potential to wrap up the cost-of-living crisis and soothe the growing nationalistic sentiment that has been rumbling through social media ever since the May election.

It also means footy finals are here too. Yay to six weeks of binge drinking, followed by some of the biggest events on the horse racing calendar, which in turn will be followed by the immediate start of test cricket. And this year we are playing the poms for the Ashes – the sweetest tasting sporting Victory could be just around the corner.

So farewell the dark spirits and hearty beer, and grab yourself a bottle of rose or a bright six pack of cerveza – because you don’t need to live like this anymore.

The hearty stews and soups can be replaced by grilled meat and fresh salads. Maybe even a noodle pasta.

It’s all happening. Go outside and get fit because you don’t need the extra insulation for the next 6 months.

The winter is over. It’s all good. Put your phone down and go to the park.