Sightings Of Golf Cap With Cute Yacht On It Linked To Getting Your Head Jumped On Bra

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Police commands from the suburban outskirts in an array of Australian cities have today warned locals of the dangers associated with with a stitched little yacht icon on a golfing hat.

It is believed that any sightings of this particular accessory should be taken very seriously, as it is closely linked to getting your phone racked or having your head jumped on bra.

Betoota’s Senior Constable David Valley spoke to the media this morning about how to best avoid any cute little yacht-related violence.

“If you see this hat, and the person wearing it isn’t driving a golf buggy. It is best to hide your phone and wallet. Especially if you aren’t familiar with pig latin. This could limit your ability to resolve any confrontations you may find yourself in”

“We are not sure what it is about this high-range nautical clothing attire that associates it with people getting fed at the Krispy Kremes car park, but right now we are focusing on the preventative measures we can take to stopping this, not curative ones”