Qantas Hackers Sad To Learn Boomer Customers Already Gave Their Personal Data To qaantas.promo.@xybxnyjk.ru

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

A group of foreign teenagers who are pretty good at navigating the internet are a little glum today, as they catch and release the data of six million Qantas members into the dark web.

While the Australian mainstream goes into a frenzy over the attack, and rightfully pissed off Qantas members get on the phone to complain to their beloved airline and demand some free flight uogrades, The Advocate can report the group of international hackers, who are probably located in their parent’s basements somewhere in North Korea, Russia or Belarus, aren’t impressed with the data they’ve acquired.

After going after a ‘third-party platform’ in the last 24 hours, the cell of hackers, who go by the sinister name AirBu$$y A380, are alleged to have come away with Qantas customers’ names, email addresses, phone numbers, birth dates and frequent flyer numbers.

But after having a comb through what they’ve uncovered, it’s believed the group realised that most of the airline’s baby boomer membership base have already uploaded all their data to the dark web, after falling for countless Frequent Flyer email scams.

With the vast majority of customers being old enough to gladly click on any blue link that’s emailed to them under the guise of a FREE $5000 BIRTHDAY FLIGHT VOUCHER, it’s believed most of Qantas data has long been sold off.

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Man, most of the email addresses here are already on the darkweb,” sighed one 16-year-old in Belarus who goes by the name ‘CryptKidd’.

“Yeah, it looks like it was all phished out by those guys in Russia who ran that email scam pretending to be the Qantas promo team” typed back another.

“It’s wild what those boomers will fall for, that airline barely gives away a napkin these days, as if anyone’s getting a free flight voucher on their birthday!””

More to come.