Las Vegas Casinos Begin Banning The Use Of Paracetamol On Their Gaming Floors

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Casino owners in Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City have moved quickly to protect themselves from the possibility of being defrauded by card counters this week, following the explosive revelations that autism is man-made.

This comes as the Trump administration issues controversial advice about the possible causes of autism, suggesting the neurodevelopmental condition could be linked to the use of paracetamol.

One of the most universally available forms of mild pain medication, paracetamol is non-opioid analgesic used to treat fever and headaches. It is a widely available right around the world as an over-the-counter drug – and one that has never really attracted much attention until it became a target for the chronically online crunchy mums and anti-vaxxers that make up the MAHA (Make America Healthy Again) movement.

Trump, flanked by his increasingly unhinged Health Secretary Robert Kennedy jr, declared that paracetamol “is no good” and that pregnant women should “fight like hell” to not take it – based on his own personal opinion and gut feeling.

This claim has been criticised by medical experts, who say there’s no evidence the drug causes the condition.

However, expertise means very little in modern American politics – as was showcased by President Trump’s address to the UN yesterday, where he berated world leaders over what he calls the ‘climate change con job”.

While the vast majority of the planet is just dismissing this announcement as another stunt aimed at distracting the American population from the Epstein files, the fact that it has come from the White House has forced this bizarre medical announcement to enter the mainstream.

Overnight, American gambling operators have moved quickly to ban paracetamol from their gaming floors, out of fear that card sharks may be utilising the drug’s autism-giving powers to recognise patterns on the blackjack tables, and defrauding the house out of billions.

Major international chess competitions and train enthusiast groups are also believed to be putting in place similar restrictions to protect their institutions from the unfair advantages that can be attained through using paracetamol in bad faith.