Kevin27 Begins Recruiting Supporters In Washington D.C Through Underground Handball Tournaments

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The early stages of former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s vengeful plot to oust President Trump are coming together today, as the Australian Ambassador to the US begins mobilising a grassroots following at a street-level.

Just like his Australian Federal Election campaigns of yesteryear, it seems that securing a base of support in both the urban slums and rural rust belts are crucial to Kevin Rudd’s plan to bring about the downfall of the second Trump administration.

This comes after the US President decided to make fun of the 68-year-old Queenslander in front a room full of dignitaries and journalists at the White House yesterday.

All of the Australians back in Rudd’s home country gasped as the President unwittingly woke a sleeping monster in the shape of a scorned Kevin Rudd

This plot, which has been dubbed ‘Kevin27’ – will send Kevin Rudd to the pick up basketball courts of downtown D.C and Baltimore, to the hills of the Appalachia, as he begins currying favour with the American people before staging a meticulously prepared coup against their leader.

Today, he’s starting his grassroots recruitment drive in the hood. Through a series of underground handball tournaments in disenfranchised inner-city suburbs of the US Capital.

Despite his public persona as a learned foreign diplomat, Kevin Rudd has not lost his touch when it comes to communicating with the streets.

This has never been a difficulty for Kevin Rudd, who was elected as Australian Prime Minister by a landslide in 2007 – purely because he did the work to make sure the hood still loved him.

Born in to poverty in South-East Queensland’s hinterland, Kevin Rudd has never made a big deal about his rags-to-riches story – preferring to instead focus on not where he’s from but where he’s at.

However, as his career as a politician and diplomat progressed, his ability to speak to the streets was just as important as his ability to speak Chinese.

And with his unique skillset as a master handballer, crowds are gathering and cheering as Kevin Rudd as he defeats one local hero after another.

From dunce, to Queen, to King, Kevin Rudd is now Ace.

And the American people are taking notice.

“Ke-Vin! Ke-Vin! Kev-Vin!” chants the crowd, as the exhausted former Australian PM takes a seat between gruelling matches and sips his gatorade.

Locals are now offering him towels and asking him who he is.

“My name is Kevin, I’m from Queensland, and I’m here to help.”