Katter Furiously Denies Claims That He’s Got A Blue Subaru WRX Garaged In The Mount Isa Family Home

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Tempers have flared once again in North Queensland today, as the leftie identity police continue their tone deaf attempts to force an 80-year-old man to confront his own ancestry.

Bob Katter MP, a man who has long claimed to have an exotic family tree with many twisted branches, is being ordered to stop being so vague admit that he is of Lebanese extraction.

While everyone from Rural Queensland already assumed that the Katter family was as ethnic as as most outback dynasties that entered politics through a grandfather who got elected to local council after running a convenience store – the media class is completely side-stepping the nuance of why this man might not put another country’s flag in Twitter bio.

However, the racialised gotcha questions nearly resulted in a full blown brouhaha yesterday, as the Member For Kennedy and his state MP son took extreme offence at a journalist who was questioning their Australianess.

Katter’s furious outburst to a journalist sniffing around none of their business has garnered him the support and sympathies of a large segment of Multicultural Australia who are sick of these bleeding heart white boys attempting to pigeon hole them based on their ethnicities.

Furthermore, the maverick MP has become a folk hero to Arab Australians overnight, many of whom recognised his overly dramatic response as very Lebanese.

But for reasons unknown, the media won’t stop until the Katter family de-anglicise their name and start eating felafels.

While he refuses to give any airtime to these relentless interrogations of his family’s census data, the Lebification of Bob Katter continues.

Today, the Federal politician has furiously denied claims that he owns a bright blue Subaru WRX, complete with gold rims and NRL-themed seat covers.

“HOW DARE YOU!” shouted Katter.

“Implying that I would drive a Japanese car. A Lesbian car no less. You my friend are RACIST”

“I only drive Australian cars”

“… Like my beloved Landcruiser!”