Dusty Admits He’s Too Scared To Go Out To Restaurants In Melbourne

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

A tatted up, Brownlow medal-winning bad boy from Campbelltown has today thrown his support behind Prime Minister Turnbull’s claims that Melbourne is too scary to go out in.

Speaking from behind the deadlocked security screen at his Richmond residence, Dustin Martin told reporters that the actions of roughly 150 African juvenile delinquents has him absolutely terrified.

“We are afraid to go out to restaurants” said the premiership-winning bad boy.

This comes as Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull weighs into the issue of violent crime in Victoria, saying you would “have to be walking around with your hands over your ears” not to hear the “real concerns” about Sudanese gangs in Melbourne, that are printed in the Herald Sun by columnists who live behind hedges in Toorak.

However, it’s not just race-baiting NewsCorp opinion writers that are alarmed by these noticeably tall 14-year-old black kids, Richmond Tigers midfielder Dustin Martin says he is too.

“It’s so scary” he says.

“The PC police don’t understand that every day people are worried about being caught on a tram with loud teenagers drinking goon”

“I hope the Liberal party can fix this. They are good at dealing with gangs”

“Like when they deported my dad for owning a motorbike”