DJ Noiz Soundcloud Mixes Hit 1 Billion Streams As The Usos Gick-On At Brispane’s Oaks Abartments

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The Battle Of The Pacific took place in Brisbane overnight, As the mighty Samoan rugby league side qualified for the Pacific Cup final with a 34-6 defeat of their Tongan brethren at Lang Park.

Even the 95 minutes lightning delay did very little to stifle Toa Samoa’s momentum, as they carved up their Polynesian opponents in front of a frenzied crowd of red and blue.

For the Tongan fans, it was a long and wet commute home, after a flash hail storm also shut down Milton Station, redirecting the crowds further into the city to Roma Street.

The Samoans, however, partied on late into the evening. That’s according to the streaming records that were shattered overnight.

Today it can be confirmed that Ipswich-based mixmaster, DJ Noiz, has officially ticked over 1 billion streams on SoundCloud, as thousands of Usos in Brisbane, New Zealands and the Islands blast his infective R&B remixes all night long.

However, it is believed that the vast majority of these streams were racked up in the inner-city of Brisbane, as the Samoan fans placed their iphones inside coffee cups and empty flower glasses to help amplify the beats – while they indulged in the ‘winner’s piss’ known as Jack Daniel’s Devil Cut and cola. As well as heaps of fruit flavoured vapes.

Locals report that these iconic poly anthems were heard blasting from the palconies of the Oags abartments in Brispane, as the Usos gicked-on around a table for some singalongs.

The Tokos, as ever humble in defeat, were invited to join their Polynesian victors at the many after-parties throughout the city, because it’s important to remember, at the end of the day, yesterday’s result was a win for Pasifika footy.