Brunswick Council Calls For Father Christmas To Be Renamed ‘Person End-Of-Year Holiday’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

Following the hysteria generated by both News.com.au, The Daily Telegraph and Channel 9’s Today Show about the politically correct trying to steal Christmas from honest hard-working Australians by creating a gender neutral equivalent for Santa Claus, it is believed the lefty outrage police are today taking it one further.

Even after learning that the original story of ‘Person Christmas’ had come from a prank by the British lad magazine, UniLad, the mainstream media and populist conservative politicians remain outraged by the concept.

However, local graphic designer and wildly vocal Inner-Melbourne Councillor, leftie Noah Planns says he and his fellow inner-city PC brigade are harnessing the outrage caused by the gender fluid Christmas figure, and are now trying to change heaps of traditions by making Santa celebration-fluid as well.

Today, he and the rest of Brunswick Council are proposing renaming Father Christmas to ‘Person End-Of-Year Holiday’.

“Santa shouldn’t belong strictly to the Judeo-Christian cultures, it should be celebration neutral as well, so that all kids can enjoy him” said Plann.

“It’s not fair that some kids get to enjoy the traditions of their ancestors and some don’t have these same cultural traditions”

“Also Santa should be sexually fluid as well as gender fluid. Mrs Claus? What the fuck is that?”

“This end of year holiday tradition isn’t just about bringing joy to children, its about maintaining the patriarchal structures from last century”

“Brunswick is the only region in Australia that is willing to waste time debating this issue with Herald Sun readers”