Harry Potter Obsessed 30 Year Old Enters New Level Of Insufferability As Reboot Trailer Drops

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HBO have just released the first trailer of the new Harry Potter TV series, and it seems no one is more ecstatic than 30 year old Betoota Heights woman Sarah Hobbleton. 

“OMG OMG OMG,” she sent into her group chat ‘No Broke Boys’ with an accompanying link to the 2 minute clip. 

Her friends managed to feebly double tap the message before jumping straight to their separate group chat which is specifically designated for Sarah’s Harry Potter related freakouts. 

“God, this is a big one, girls,” wrote one friend. 

“I know,” replied another, “we’ll be hearing about this forever,”

“Definitely worse than the time Ron Weasley was in that Ed Sheeran music video,” confirmed the third member. 

All three women are now in the drafting stages of a joint plan which will see them avoid any in-person contact with Sarah until at least a month after the series drops this December. 

They have muted her stories in the meantime. 

Sarah’s boyfriend Connor Fogg was already on the jobsite this morning by the time Sarah awoke to the news. 

He opened his phone to 17 missed calls and 82 messages once smoko rolled around. 

“I think I’ll just tell her the boss needs to keep me back this arvo,” he said. 

“Damo said I can camp out at his place for a night or two, so I might even do that,”

Sarah has since donned her Harry Potter matching set pyjamas and has plans to spend the day sipping from her Slytherin mug with the blinds drawn. 

More to come.