Hand Soap At Boyfriend’s Sharehouse Has Been Squirting Pure Tap Water For 3 Weeks Now

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

Betoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week, as it’s discovered he’s been washing his hands with hand soap that probably shouldn’t be thrown out two months ago.

It’s alleged this discovery was made after his girlfriend Julia stayed over again, remarking that she’d ‘noticed his heavily diluted Palmolive hand soap in his bathroom had reached its three week mark.’

And by ‘heavily diluted’, Julia means ‘90% water.’

“There’s not even any foam left in it, it’s just squirting water at this rate”, says Julia, shaking her head, “so I’ve been conducting an experiment to see how long he’ll leave it for.”

“You could drink it.”

Julia says the worst part of this whole debacle was not being that surprised to learn her boyfriend is a bit of a pig.

“Half my male friends don’t seem that big on soap either, and I’d hate to see what the soap situation is like in the male bathroom at work.”

“Is it bad that I just accept bloke’s are a bit gross?”

More to come.