Halfwit Cousin Opens Up Old Wounds After Casually Mentioning Dark Family Secret

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Dodgy cousin, Bryce, has just made mention of something that the entire family had buried over ten years ago. It has been confirmed.

While often known for getting a bit too excitable on the piss, Bryce has just torn open a dark family secret – one that the younger cousins don’t know too much about.

“[laughter] remember when uncle Tim punched on with your old man that time” he says to his cousin Nick.

Everyone within earshot freezes in horror, while Bryce continues to dig a hole for himself.

“What was that about anyway?”

“Wasn’t he getting a bit too handsy or something [laughter]”

“Fuck the Singletons know how to do Christmas”

With his old man sending him death stares that could kill a small land animal, Bryce has now reverted to feeling sorry for himself.

“Oh. Sorry Dad. Did I say something out of line?” he says far too loudly.

“Fuckin’ hell”