Hahahahaha. Apple Watch Simpleton Tries To Compare Data With The Garmin Bros

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A local manchild from Betoota Heights has this week caused a massive outbreak of stitches, after a rather significant misstep at the pub last night.

With a number of members of the group chat (whose title is constantly changing so this reporter isn't even going to bother writing it down) catching up for a few spontaneous schooners last night - the conversation eventually found its way to Body Batteries and Sleep Scores.

Courtesy of their chunky AJ looking watches, the Garmin Bros in the group began comparing notes and seeing if anyone's Body Battery was over 5.

However, the run of the mill data comparison was then hilariously interrupted by a fully grown Adult male, who tried to chirp about the data on his AppleWatch.

Famous for having the battery life of a 3-year-old Iphone, the AppleWatch is well known as the shiny eye-catching bit of tech, that is somewhat light on the nuts and bolts needed for serious part time athletes who spend 8 hours a day at their desk or on the toilet.

"Bro, don't even," laughed one of the Garmin Bros.

"Why don't you play a game of angry birds or some shit on your watch while the big boys talking Blood Ox," laughed another.

"You probably need to charge it up so you can watch a movie on the way home," chimed in another.

"But nah seriously, the big dogs are talking so maybe just chill for a bit hey haha."

The AppleWatch child then furiously protested to deaf ears before being distracted by a couple of notifications on his wrist.

More to come.