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A Betoota Heights man with a liver of steel (self-proclaimed) has today splashed out on a cheeky little purchase.
The local office guy who loves the Deadpool universe told The Advocate that he's pretty keen to get into the festive season.
"Yeah look, I'm a not a big pressie guy, but I'm quite partial to some nice food and some even nicer drinkie poos (sic)," said Keenan Watts.
While the big day is still over a month away, Keenan says he's made sure to get in nice and early.
"Yeah the missus wanted to put up a Christmas tree this weekend, so I said yeah no worries."
"But I'm getting my version of a Christmas tree..."
"Which is one of these bad boys bahahahahaha," he said, pointing to his Beer Advent Calendar.
"Yep, the silly season's in fully swing boys and girls."
"Nice little brew each day to celebrate the 25 days of Christmas."
"On the 1st day of Christmas a little Brew Bird said to me, have a sip of this delicious IPA hahahahahaha."
"Amirite!"
Our reporter nodded.
No more to come.