Gosspiracist Just Assumes Beckham Family Feud Is Yet Another Well Planned Marketing Stunt

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT

A veteran pop culture oracle has reached a level of jadedness that has led her to not believe anything anymore.

Hannah Radcliffe (33) would normally be head over heels into the Beckham family chaos, but due to the algorithm and the attention economy, has found herself not feeling that spark she once did.

"Something about the whole things just seems a little too convieniant.."

"Like you're telling me know one has come forward with footage of the dance?" she explained.

Hannah, who is familiar with the Kardashian styled attention boost, can't help but shake the nagging feeling that the Beckham's drama is simply a well planned marketing stunt.

“In the 2010s this would’ve been huge for me” she explained. 

“Now it just feels like content.”

According to Hannah, the timing is what really gives it away, landing neatly between fashion events, documentary reruns and a suspicious lack of other Beckham-related headlines.

“It’s either fake or they’re saving the real fallout for a podcast” she added.

Friends say Hannah now consumes celebrity news the same way she reads sponsored posts, quickly, skeptically and with the assumption someone is selling something.

“She won’t even pretend to be shocked anymore” said one friend. “She just nods and says 'PR cycle.’”

Hannah confirmed she would only believe the feud is real if it results in no collaborations, no documentaries and absolutely no merch, which she admits makes it unlikely.